The Cryptkeeper is perhaps the one I can see myself with the most.  Boy, he gives me the creeps and I love it!  He's got the eyes, and he's got talent.  He's done everything, literally.  What's his true mission?  He's told approximately 95 terror tales, directed a movie, jeered in his own game show, and he's continuing "deaducation" as you can see above.  In the seventh season of his popular show Tales from the Crypt, he even went to England (where I was born)!  That has to be something special!